this is gav's fault. and effie's. both indirectly, though.

[the_ragnarok]

Out of utter curiosity, if I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

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[cobweb_diamond]

I LOVE ALL OF THOSE NEXT THREE THINGS DANA.

also: UNDERCOVER CRIME, HOW COULD I RESIST THIS. KSDFJA;KLF YES PLEASE.

[the_ragnarok]

HIS LEGS GO ON FOREVER. my god it's full of PANTS :DDD and yeah, there won't be much actual crime bc I'm BAD AT IT OK, but there will be A going around in tight jeans and floppy hair and oil-slick hands and E ANGUISHING bc he can't touch him (and also bc he was a dick, but nevermind).

[cobweb_diamond]

WHO CARES, WHATEVS. ARTHUR IS WEARING HIS STUPID JEANS ETC AND ARIADNE IS LIKE, "DO YOU HATE THIS?" AND EVERYONE ASSUMES THAT NOT WEARNIG A SUIT IS LIKE SUPER DIFFICULT FOR ARTHUR BUT HELLO, HE WASN'T ACTUALLY BORN IN DUNHILL, YOU KNOW. and eames is wildly jealous of the totally sexless work arthur is doing for the crime boss because in his mind massages are inextricably linked with sexy beautiful arthurness so even though he KNOWS that the evil crime boss is straight, he is still like, ---- BUT ARTHUR IS TOUCHING HIM WITH HIS HANDS -- ! and glowering into his coffee in the mornings when arthur reports back. eames is posing as a night club bouncer or security guard or something.

[the_ragnarok]

hee! the thing I meant to write is early-relationship and just them. synopsis :

A and E fight over a job E shouldn't take, except A never realizes it WAS a fight, E just stormed off in a huff. then E gets captured (he really SHOULDN'T have taken the job, he was just doing it to show he wasn't whipped) and A comes to rescue him while E ANGUISHES. and then it's like "you came for me!" "you thought I wouldn't?" "well, after that fight..." "....what fight? o_0"

...so yeah.

[cobweb_diamond]

YESSSSSSSSS. amazeballs.

[the_ragnarok]

ALSO ALSO ALSO

A is so anxious before their first job together. so E buttons him up and puts gell in his hair to make him look PROFESSIONAL and A is like OK NOW YOU so they groom each other into perfection. (that fic where E is constantly rumpled bc he's pining for A to ~groom him has become my headcanon, ok.)

[cobweb_diamond]

OH. MY GOD.


NOW HE IS READY.

i am so there, dude. so there.


and people are like.... what is UP with you two? why are you wearing a fucking tie?? like in helenish's fic where some dude is like, "you two kind of dress alike, did you know that? is it Formal Friday and no one told me??"