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I think this speaks for itself. (Exchange lifted off twitter.)

dana ‏@the_ragnarok_d
@skellerbzzt reread rule 10 and it is still awesomazing and I am imagining Eames babysitting his bb brother and it is amazing

Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d HE JUST WANTS TRICK TO NEVER DOUBT HE'S LOVED. THAT'S ALL HE WANTS.

dana ‏@the_ragnarok_d
@skellerbzzt THAT IS IMPORTANT. and his parents would keep dropping Trick on him and E'd be like 'sure thing' &crawl on blankets with him.

Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And they keep going on business trips and so Arthur is like "Did we adopt a baby? Is this our baby?"



7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d MOM. MOM. I SUDDENLY HAVE A BABY AND IT WON'T STOP CRYING. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS AND HELP ME.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d MOM. MOM. STOP LAUGHING AT ME. NO I CAN'T BRING IT TO VISIT THAT WOULD BE KIDNAPPING.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d Yes I have pictures. Eames is supporting the baby's artistic expression by letting him draw on himself.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@bottledminx @the_ragnarok_d They're water soluble markers. It's fine. The baby is fine. It's being free and itself and a zebra, probably.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Eames is like DIS MAH BABY BROTHER. YOU CANNOT HAZ WORLD. YOU CANNOT EVEN HAZ.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And by the time Trick is like, eight, he's just living over there and The Prick and Eames mum remember him sometimes.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Arthur is like HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME and Eames is like Well you won't sleep with this one.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Trick is like All snuggling up on Sammy and doing his homework BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD BOY.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Arthur's mum comes to visit and is like HI I'M YOUR GRANDMUM and Trick is like SURE OKAY DO I GET COOKIES?

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And the answer is yes. Yes he gets all the cookies.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Eames is like TRICK I LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND DO NOT DO DRUGS EVER :[

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Trick is like I FEEL LOVED AND SUPPORTED AND WHAT ABOUT WEED?

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Arthur is like: sure, but then you have do do the yardwork because THEMS IS THE RULES.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Sammy is like: I am a dog. I am so fluffy. Feed me liver. All the belly pets. Stairs are the worst.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Mal is like I AM YOUR OTHER GRANDMERE and Trick is like HOW MANY OF YOU DO I- NEVERMIND. COOKIES?

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Mal teaches him French. Fisher shows up and is like Wait, excuse me, how baby? And Eames is like BROFRIEND NO QUESTIONS

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@bottledminx @the_ragnarok_d And Arthur is like IF THEY HAVE ANY MORE BABIES I AM FILING FOR REAL CUSTODY.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And after they leave 6 year old Trick at home for two weeks Eames files for custody based on neglect.

dana ‏@the_ragnarok_d
@skellerbzzt also the time when he was 4 & they forgot him at daycare and he walked on wobbly legs to A&E's place & there was MUCH SPORFLING

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And 400 pages of angst later they get him and Trick is like I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD SO YOU LOVE ME. And Arthur is like :[

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Eames is like I'M GOING TO LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND HUG YOU WAY TOO MUCH AND I'M BIG SO THEY ARE BIG HUGS.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Arthur is like LOOK HOW FUCKING RESPONSIBLE YOU ARE. LET ME TIE YOU DOWN AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And they do, but when Trick is at school or something and Sammy is in the backyard because Sammy is Eames' innocent baby.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And grown up, intelligent Eames goes over after the custody battle and chews the shit out The Prick and his mum.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And it's very cathartic and they have no more babies and they demand to see Trick and Trick is like D:

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And then Arthur gets Trick a dog and some sandwiches and Trick is like COBB I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR LADY.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Trick fights dragons for Mal and helps her sweep and stuff. Because he's a knight and Mal is his lady.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Mal is like "Look, Dom. Look, I could have a knight in shining armor all for myself. I will leave to live in a castle."

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Dom is like "Okay dear, by back for dinner, I'm making pot roast."

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Trick at school is like MY BROTHER CAN BEAT ALL YOUR DADS UP. MY BROTHER IS THE GREATEST.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Arthur is like. What is. What is my life. What. How. Hi mom, I see you like this baby I found. Oh sure, move in for a year. Cool.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Eames is like I'M BEING DOTED ON. HELP. HELP. ARTHUR. ARTHUR. HELP ME.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Arthur gives no helps and they have to drive to backroads to get any and Arthur mom is like DIS MAH GRANDBABY.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And Trick the baby is like SAMMY! I'M GONNA PULL YOUR FLUFF and Sammy is like IS COOL. YOU A BABY.

7h abby ‏@abbylee
@skellerbzzt @the_ragnarok_d I am totally picturing Arthur's mom pinching Eames cheek and loving him EVER MORE for giving her a grandbaby.

7h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@the_ragnarok_d And that's the story all about how Arthur's life got Trick-turned upside down.

6h anat ‏@anatsuno
@skellerbzzt @the_ragnarok_d Eames is starting to sound like THOR on the topic of his bb bro. :D

6h anat ‏@anatsuno
@skellerbzzt @the_ragnarok_d I DON'T MEAN LIKE THOR IS WITH LOKI OR ANYTHING. JUST. HIS WAY OF SPEAKING. (BROFRIEND NO QUESTIONS)

6h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@anatsuno @the_ragnarok_d ALSO LIKE THOR: HIS PARENTS ARE THE WORST.

6h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@anatsuno @the_ragnarok_d And Fisher is like booooi you don't need to tell me about terrible parents. Boiiii.

6h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@anatsuno @the_ragnarok_d And he teaches Trick more French so he may woo his Lady Mal and Arthur is like ARE YOUR JAILBAIT WAYS GENETIC?

dana ‏@the_ragnarok_d
@skellerbzzt @anatsuno HIS JAILBAIT WAYS ARE TOTES GENETIC. it's a survival mechanism. ;___;

6h Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@anatsuno @the_ragnarok_d and Mal is like I will run off with my little man and marvelous adventures and Dom is like I made creeps.

Pineappleskellerfish ‏@skellerbzzt
@anatsuno @the_ragnarok_d And Mal is like "crepes, darling" and he's like "shhhhh."

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